It appears in my eagerness to raise my son mafia, I've made him overzealous. I wanted to instill in him that in this house, we boo the pats, mock the jete, and squish the fish.
That last one, however, is the complication: he smacks dolphins in his bedtime books and goes "NO DOL PHIIIIIIN!"
I've tried explaining that the animal itself is not bad, merely the mascot for our hated rival. This is a nature-loving household and we try our best to love all animals as Steve Irwin raised us to do.
So other mafia parents, how have you instilled fish-squishing while maintaining wildlife advocacy?
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